20May/090
They Came Out of Nowhere, Officer! I Swear!
Shannon said this wasn't based in truth, like most of the other comics. I corrected her. I never claimed this happened, just that I'm neurotic enough to plan for it.

3Apr/090
Snipers on the Roof!
Aside from the occasional stretch of the truth (like the Syfy cartoon), this stuff really writes itself.

13Mar/092
Funny because it’s true.
The best part about today's comic is the fact that it's 100% true. It happened EXACTLY like this. No joke.



